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Danny Boy Brennan (AKA BUD)
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Mom and Dad are having the house re-piped. I don't know what that means except that this strange guy comes everyday. They call him a plumber and they say he doesn't want me to help him. So I have to stay locked outside on the side of the house with my buddies Cookie, Leena, and Brando. What really gets to me is that Candy, the alpha dog around here, gets to go to work with Mom everyday just because Mom thinks Candy has this attitude problem. Clearly there is favoritism going on here. So I was not happy because I love everyone very much and I hate closed doors. I have to be touching people. On Monday, I figured out how to push in the doggie door blocker so we could all run around the inside of the house and get into the back yard too. I kissed the plumber alot so he let me crawl under the house with him that day. I love how it smells under there.
The plumber didn't tell on us, and when Mom got home, she just figured he let us into the house after he was done.
On Tuesday, I pushed in the doggie door blocker again but this time the plumber ratted on us.
Today (Wednesday), Mom pulled a refrigerator in front of the doggie door, so I couldn't push it in while she was gone to work. Can you believe it? So I had a conference with Leena and Brando and we decided to go for the inside of the house anyway. Cookie was being The Princess and she just wanted to watch. Leena and Brando are Shitzus, so they aren't much help except to say, "Go, Danny, go." So I did. I tore the doogie door right off its frame, and ate that stupid little plastic flap. We didn't get into the house, but I sure sent a message to Mom and Dad about how much I love them, because I don't want to be locked out anymore. And I think the plumber REALLY wants me to help him.
Mom doesn't care. She says we get the refrigerator in front of the hole tomorrow, and we still have to stay outside all day. This is ridiculous. What do I have to do next? (Stay tuned.)
