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Bad Dog Chronicles: Tails of Woe Video Now On YouTube!

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Gardening is Fun!

Teddy: English_Cocker_Spaniel


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Hiya it’s me Teddy an’ I been reel busy lately. This is only me an’ Gus’ second springtime in our lifes, so we are having a ball chasin’ burds an’ helping mommy dig inna guard-en. I espeshully like to eat the funny little green things growin’ up outta the ground. Mommy has given up on having enny flowers this year, coz i like to munch the little shoots an’ buds offa the stuff before it ever gets ta open up. I ate sumpin’ she calls a road-a-dendron right down to only three sticks, an’ ate alla the tops offa the crow-cusses an’ daffydills. She got really mad coz i ate alla the purple winter pansies – i tried to tell her i was just pickin’ her a bookay, but she didn’t buy that. Last summer i ate her speshul purple rosebush right down ta the ground, so i don’t know if it will grow back this year, but when it does, i’ll be ready to eat it again!

Mommy wants ta know if enny of you other bad dogs eat only the purple flowers – she swears i can see colors coz i only ate the purple crow-cusses an’ left the yellow an’ white ones alone, but i sure did like those daffydills. I gotta run – it’s time for me an’ Gus to play another game of “Bowl Hockey” (see our earlier story :~)!). Enjoy the springtime an’ stay bad!

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Date: 23-Mar-99 Age: 1 Sex: male
Home: Maryland, United States (USA) Damage: $25.00 Human: Anne Pilaro

Comment: We don't eat flowers of any color. Are they tasty?

Emily

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