I do a lot of tricks. I pull tissues out of the box and chew them up. I knock things off the coffee table. I shred papers. My best trick is getting the toilet paper in my mouth and running all over the house with it. What fun! Daddy yells at me when I do that. I wonder why. He also yells at me when I bring things in from the yard. My yard has these really cool balls with handles that are just the right size for my little mouth. Daddy calls them gumballs. Sometimes they get stuck in my hair. Every time I bring one in to play with, he takes it away from me. He takes away the mulch and leaves and pine cones and sticks too. One time I brought in a tree branch that was longer than me through my doggie door. He took that one away too after he stopped laughing. It was my best one! Why can't he understand that I need more fiber in my diet? He's not so bad, though. He plays ball with me a lot, takes me for rides, and lets me sleep on the arm of his chair. Mommy lets me sleep in her lap -- cause I'm so cute.