I tried to visit the puppy next door, but mom nailed my door shut. I worked long and hard to make this door through the fence! I have a big toy box in the back yard with lots of toys in it. Ha!! Baby toys!! I want grown up toys, like watering cans, pop cans, rakes etc. My mom gives me stuffed toys. Well! You can only take the stuffing out once.

They tried to bury big lumps they call Rhubarb in the garden. I took it right out! I take great pride in my garden the way I arranged it!! Just the right amount of holes, loose dirt and lots of sticks and bones all around.

I am also saving my mom time by helping myself to food. Its so nice of her to leave good things on the counter for me. Once she left a whole roast and a big cake for me. She must love me. I sleep on mom's bed when dad is out of town. I heard it's not good to have a soft bed, so I took the foam out from under the sheets. She didn't have to get mad! I made the pieces small enough, she could have stuffed a pillow!!

When mom comes to bed, I try to keep my warm spot, but she makes me move. Wait till I grow up !! I will take my rightful place as Alpha dog !!! I will show everyone!!!!

I don't know why they call my brother a good boy. He never helps around the house. * * *

I tried to show you what I look like, (because I am really beautiful), but I don't know how to include my picture with my story. I did asked a few people, but no one answered me.