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Bad Dog Chronicles: Tails of Woe Video Now On YouTube!

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Tough Times

Harley: Mix


Picture of Harley

I'm King Of The World!!!
RUFF!!! (Harley)

  
Times are tough for me these days. I am a wood-aholic and was caught in the act of getting my fix several times. (See Blame the Pup) Since then, me and Dylan and Conan are under constant surviellence. We have been doomed to a rigorous exercise program. Mom walks us every morning. Then, when mom and dad get home from work in the evening, they take us on our usual run in the desert. Mom even went out and bought a training video. They are forcing us to chew on store-bought bones. The atmosphere around here is truly dim. There is a good side, Dylan pulls so bad that mom is getting shin splints.

Here is a photo of me during better, more destructive times. It was taken on one of our usual runs in the desert. As you can see, I am absolutely gorgeous. We just love the wide, open space to run. The picture really speaks for itself. It is just beautiful here.

Well, when the folks stop keeping track of our every move, we will destroy something and write about it. Til then, we will just continue to torment mom's cat, Mr. Stoopid.

Friends in mischief, Harley aka Baby Girl

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Date: 08-May-98 Age: 1 Sex: female
Home: Arizona, United States (USA) Damage: $50,000.00 Human: Barb

Comment: My dad threatened to video tape my every move when I was a bad pup. He said he was going to show me the incriminating evidence. I said video can be modified so it is not admisable.

Maggie

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