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I'll Take the 5th!
Dylan: Mix
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Hello! It is I, Dylan, an honored member of the Demolition Crew Gang. Currently, I am under suspicion of taking part in our current project, Destroy the Lattice Panels. My mom caught my sisters, Harley and Conan in the act. Mom is into this "in the act" thing currently, which is great for us. Most of our demolition occurs when the folks are gone. Mom thinks we have no memory of what we have done and there is no sense in disciplining unless we are caught "in the act." We got mom right where we want her! Dad, on the other hand knows we are of extremely high intelligence and says we know what we are doing. But, mom is the leader of the human pack. So, being as I am currently under investigation, I cannot reveal whether or not I am involved in any demolition projects, it could be incriminating. Rumor has it that mom and dad have found this web site and are on to us. I have sent this photo, being as the group photo did not reveal my most beautiful Rottweiler markings. This photo was taken last August, 1997, when I was just 8 months old. Our human sis, Jessica, is in the photo with me. The lattice panels currently under destruction are in the background. I was still a "man" back then, and I was also much thinner. I weigh 95 lbs now and the vet has me on a diet and exercise program. I also have my adult coat, which I inherited from my Retriever mom. Funny, I lost my manhood and gained poundage. The damage estimates are an accumulated total. Til the heat is off, Dylan P.S. Conan can't decide which photo of her shows her best side. Hopefully, she will make up her mind soon.
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Date: 08-May-98 |
Age: 1 |
Sex: male |
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Home: Arizona, United States (USA) |
Damage: $50,000.00 |
Human: Barb |
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