Jeni told me that she and Tom would be getting dressed in white and going to a big church, and that I would be meeting them at the new house for our special wedding pictures. They forgot to tell me that I had to go to the rehearsal dinner, so I thought when they put my white bowtie on me (stunning I'm a Black Cocker) it meant it was the wedding, so I was on my best behaviour. The next night, Harold came and picked me up and took me to the church, it was raining out, but he let me walk to the porch anyway, then Jeni and Tom came out, you guessed it dressed in the "dogs off stuff", all I could do was run up to Jeni, who really loves me, but had a sick look on her face until Harold grabbed me and dried my paws off, then we posed for pictures.

When Mom and Dad took me home, I found some dogs off and got dressed in it sure that I had come home to get dressed, so I chose an ensemble of the silky stuff and went upstairs to the china bowl for a drink Mom thought it was cute. Unfortunately no one came for me until the next day and I was totally unprepared to entertain guests at our new home, but I got to eat wedding food. Just for the record guys I am not doing a disservice to the breed, when Tom gets out of hand (thinks he's alphie) I have drank out of the toilet, rearranged the trash in the kitchen, bounced on their bed, and hid under the porch long enough for Tom to turn wedding white and have Jeni come find me (she was not happy, so I appeared).

Shadow