My baby brother. Diego, don't need no stinking lessons from me on how to be a BAD dog, he's already got this stuff down pat. He thinks he's got everyone wrapped on the little toe on his hind paw, and wow! does he try to get ME in trouble!

Like the other day. He conned me into opening a cabinet door that was "too heavy (whine)" for him to open. He then climbed in the cabinet, took out two rolls of Grandma's heavy socks: the ones she wears in her boots to keep her toes warm, and dragged them out to play with. He left them both under her bed. Then, he dragged out two, not one, but TWO rolls of toilet paper and TP'd the entire bedroom floor going back and forth under the bed. Then he went and waited for Grandma to come home. He gives her his most innocent look and leads her into the bedroom. THis is when Grandma sighed.

Now, she "knows* I did NOT make this mess. One, I have never played with TP in my life and two, I can NOT fit under her bed anymore I am WAY to big to do that. Diego ignored her scolding and kept wagging his tail and pretending he was innocent. I tried to get him to have the grace to at least put himself in time out, he was having nothing to do with that. So, I picked up his leash and led him to the corner. When he refused to sit, I reminded him with my PAW on his butt. He sat: not happily, but he sat.

I got some extra treats for being a good bad dog brother. Grandma said she'll have to be very careful not to fall for Diego's innocent act.

Diego is gonna keep me on my bad dog toes.

Lots of licks,

Koda